Published on April 1st 2017
Are you bothered by the overuse of tech buzzwords?
Tiger Eye launches today a revolutionary new cloud-based software package: Cumulo-NimbAI.
Once transfer of funds has been acknowledged, top-secret technology using the latest AI developments, and encircled by cutting-edge cybersecurity measures, is activated. Cumulo-NimbAI’s electro-magnetic field silently embraces the user and guinea pigs describe the experience: “a drowsy numbness pains my sense, then I feel the cloud envelop me and lift me. I can see clearly now the rain has gone.”
It has taken the Tiger Eye developers only TWO MINUTES to develop this revolutionary new system – that’s two minutes as measured on a galactic slingshot of a black hole, which as any aficionado of the film Interstellar will be aware, is broadly equivalent to 7 years of Earth time.
At 11:59 a.m. on April 1st, Cumulo-NimbAI has been programmed to generate a raging electrical storm, fuelled by the anger and despair of PMs up and down the land after spending too long with developers. It will self-destruct by noon, so this is a limited-time offer. Get it now while it’s floating.
**this is indeed the preferred collective noun, honest.